The Official Bill Maher Twitter
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Joined on 29 January, 2009
It's time to raise awareness about a very serious problem: raising awareness. We raise too much of it. Must we be sad about everything all the time?
.@Hasbro dropped "Mr." from "Mr. Potato Head" to make it gender inclusive. Oh, and Silly Putty will now be called "On-the-Spectrum Putty."
Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod begins now on @HBO! https:…
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod begins now on @HBO!
Replying to @RealTimers: If you thought the "QAnon Shaman" was wrong about storming the Capitol, you should hear his other regrets... https://t.co/V…
If you thought the "QAnon Shaman" was wrong about storming the Capitol, you should hear his other regrets...
Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod to #RealTime @HBO!
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod to #RealTime @HBO!
Replying to @RealTimers: "It isn’t enough to want government to do good things. You have to rebuild government so it can do good things."
Watch @B…
"It isn’t enough to want government to do good things. You have to rebuild government so it can do good things."
Watch @BillMaher, @EzraKlein, and Senator @JonTester discuss how the filibuster went from being a bipartisan tool to a partisan weapon on last night's #RealTime:
Memo to social Justice warriors: when what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop. #CancelCultureIsOverParty
When @TheDemocrats are in power, @CPAC blames everything on the government. When Republicans are in power, they blame the deep state. When they're really out of power, they blame windmills.
Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein is now on @HBO a…
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein is now on @HBO and @HBOMax!
Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher is back with @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein on #RealTime @HBO!
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher is back with @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein on #RealTime @HBO!
Replying to @nytimes: The outcome was clear before a final verdict was rendered, as Republicans in a Senate still bruised from the most violent atta…
The outcome was clear before a final verdict was rendered, as Republicans in a Senate still bruised from the most violent attack on the Capitol in two centuries banded together to reject the charge that Donald Trump incited a riot on Jan. 6.
Replying to @RealTimers: #ValentinesDay is this Sunday! And nothing gets you revved up for romance like a solid week of bloody insurrection videos.…
#ValentinesDay is this Sunday! And nothing gets you revved up for romance like a solid week of bloody insurrection videos.
Watch @BillMaher's take on this week's #impeachment proceedings:
“We’re in this together” is the new “Thank you for your service” – just something to say to the people doing the dirty work so we can feel better about not doing it ourselves. #CovidEconomy #SideHustle
A Chinese spacecraft is in orbit around Mars! Its mission is to land a rover on the surface, look for signs of ancient life, and then cough on it and kill it.
Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @RepKinzinger, @markos + @SteveSchmidtSES is now on @HBO &…
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @RepKinzinger, @markos + @SteveSchmidtSES is now on @HBO & @HBOMax!
Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @RepKinzinger, @Markos + @SteveSchmidtSES to #RealTime @HBO!
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @RepKinzinger, @Markos + @SteveSchmidtSES to #RealTime @HBO!
Replying to @RealTimers: "People, when they ask you about growing up in Las Vegas, it’s as if you grew up on a pirate ship or something... 'Was it s…
That was the best Star Spangled banner I've ever seen. For a minute I forgot how badly China is kicking our ass all over the world.
"People, when they ask you about growing up in Las Vegas, it’s as if you grew up on a pirate ship or something... 'Was it scary? Were you drunk all the time? Did you lose an eye?'"
Watch @JimmyKimmel join @BillMaher on last night's #RealTime:
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